Meretricious and a Happy New Year!

doctoraday:

Just once I would like to see a story about a werewolf who is actually kind of flabby and out of shape and very self-conscious and modest and carries extra shirts around just in case

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.

I will have to research werewolves, however.

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My kazoo version of the “Misty Mountains” song (the song Thorin and the dwarves sing in “The Hobbit”). Listen closely to the haunting melody of the kazoo and enjoy the gorgeous scenery and my intense gazing into the distance.

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The Dance Floor is always calling me.

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Does anyone have the audio clip of Arthur Shappey saying “Brilliant!”?

I need this for reasons.

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thesearemydetectivesocks Asked

Are you asking for solely Sherlock fics or just...poorly written fics in general? XD

Poorly written fics in general. I honestly haven’t come across a bad Sherlock fanfiction. Would you like to help me? XD

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Send me links to really gosh-awful fanfictions. Really badly written, poorly scripted fanfictions. The kind that make you simultaneously laugh and cry.

I need this because of reasons

I promise I will not use this for ill

ish

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FOR THE LOVE OF GODTISS SOMEONE PLEASE GIVE THIS POOR AMERICAN A LINK OR DOWNLOAD OR SOMETHING TO “A SCANDAL IN BELGRAVIA”.

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cuteenoughtoshootyoudown:

vimmuse:

Song from The Hobbit Trailer

Far over the Misty Mountains cold,
To dungeons deep and caverns old.

The pines were roaring on the heights,
The wind was moaning in the night,
The fire was red, it flaming spread,
The trees like torches blazed with light.