I can’t even mustache anymore.
Did I say mustache?
I meant think. I can’t even think anymore.
(Source: diekneipe, via hammandbuble)
Thor Odinson:THE YOUNG MAN WITH THE LEGS AS NIMBLE AS A FAWN PLEASES ME GREATLY. HE SEEMS A VERY EARNEST YOUNG LAD AND HAS WON MY FAVOR
Tony Stark: what are you talking about?
Thor Odinson: THE YOUNG WOMAN WITH THE PILLOW LIPS IS NOT PLEASING TO ME, SHE SEEMED TO BE RATHER TRAITOROUS TOWARD HER LOVE. I AM ALSO RATHER CONFUSED AS TO WHY THE YOUNG SINGING HOMOSEXUAL THINKS THE OTHER ONE WILL BECOME HIS CONQUEST WHILST HE IS CLEARLY ENAMOURED OF SOMEONE ELSE.
Tony Stark: thor…are you watching glee?
Thor Odinson: I AM WATCHING THE SINGING PEOPLE IN THE BOX THAT PRODUCES PICTURES AND INSPIRES A SENSE OF CAMARADERIE AMOUNG PEOPLE IN THE ROOM OF LIVING.
Tony Stark: Is the fawn guy asian?
Thor Odinson: WHAT IS ASIAN?
Tony Stark: okay never mind
(via lasoupire)
/reading fanfiction alone at 1:10AM
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