Meretricious and a Happy New Year!

doctoraday: Just once I would like to see a story about a werewolf who is actually kind of flabby...

Tue, 19 Mar 2013 01:34:41 -0500

Just once I would like to see a story about a werewolf who is actually kind of flabby and out of shape and very self-conscious and modest and carries extra shirts around just in case

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.

I will have to research werewolves, however.

My kazoo version of the “Misty Mountains” song (the...

Sat, 12 Jan 2013 17:34:35 -0600

My kazoo version of the “Misty Mountains” song (the song Thorin and the dwarves sing in “The Hobbit”). Listen closely to the haunting melody of the kazoo and enjoy the gorgeous scenery and my intense gazing into the distance.

The Dance Floor is always calling me.

Sun, 02 Dec 2012 01:07:36 -0600

The Dance Floor is always calling me.

Does anyone have the audio clip of Arthur Shappey saying "Brilliant!"?

Sat, 05 May 2012 20:40:05 -0500

I need this for reasons.

Are you asking for solely Sherlock fics or just...poorly written fics in general? XD

Sun, 19 Feb 2012 21:41:34 -0600

Poorly written fics in general. I honestly haven’t come across a bad Sherlock fanfiction. Would you like to help me? XD

Send me links to really gosh-awful fanfictions. Really badly written, poorly scripted fanfictions. The kind that make you simultaneously laugh and cry.

Sun, 19 Feb 2012 16:31:03 -0600

I need this because of reasons

I promise I will not use this for ill

ish

FOR THE LOVE OF GODTISS SOMEONE PLEASE GIVE THIS POOR AMERICAN A LINK OR DOWNLOAD OR SOMETHING TO "A SCANDAL IN BELGRAVIA".

Sun, 01 Jan 2012 17:03:27 -0600

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Fri, 23 Dec 2011 22:43:07 -0600

cuteenoughtoshootyoudown: vimmuse: Song from The Hobbit...

Wed, 21 Dec 2011 00:52:13 -0600

cuteenoughtoshootyoudown:

vimmuse:

Song from The Hobbit Trailer

Far over the Misty Mountains cold,
To dungeons deep and caverns old.

The pines were roaring on the heights,
The wind was moaning in the night,
The fire was red, it flaming spread,
The trees like torches blazed with light.

jammerheadshark: cumberbatchweb: First poster for The Hobbit...

Wed, 21 Dec 2011 00:51:51 -0600

jammerheadshark:

cumberbatchweb:

First poster for The Hobbit courtesy of Coming Soon.Net

one step and then another, and i will not fall.: Have you read more than 6 of these books? The BBC believes most people will have read only 6 of the 100 books listed...

Wed, 21 Dec 2011 00:33:04 -0600

one step and then another, and i will not fall.: Have you read more than 6 of these books? The BBC believes most people will have read only 6 of the 100 books listed...:

bartyjoonyah:

Bold those books you’ve read in their entirety.

Italicize the ones you started but didn’t finish or read only an excerpt.

1 Pride and Prejudice – Jane Austen
2 The Lord of the Rings – JRR Tolkien
3 Jane Eyre – Charlotte Bronte
4 Harry Potter series
5 To Kill a Mockingbird – Harper Lee
6 The Bible
7 Wuthering Heights – Emily Bronte
8 Nineteen Eighty Four – George Orwell
9 His Dark Materials – Philip Pullman
10 Great Expectations – Charles Dickens
11 Little Women – Louisa M Alcott
12 Tess of the D’Urbervilles – Thomas Hardy
13 Catch 22 – Joseph Heller
14 Complete Works of Shakespeare
15 Rebecca – Daphne Du Maurier
16 The Hobbit – JRR Tolkien
17 Birdsong – Sebastian Faulks
18 Catcher in the Rye – JD Salinger
19 The Time Traveller’s Wife – Audrey Niffenegger
20 Middlemarch – George Eliot
21 Gone With The Wind – Margaret Mitchell
22 The Great Gatsby – F Scott Fitzgerald
23 Bleak House – Charles Dickens
24 War and Peace – Leo Tolstoy
25 The Hitch Hiker’s Guide to the Galaxy – Douglas Adams
26 Brideshead Revisited – Evelyn Waugh
27 Crime and Punishment – Fyodor Dostoyevsky
28 Grapes of Wrath – John Steinbeck
29 Alice in Wonderland – Lewis Carroll
30 The Wind in the Willows – Kenneth Grahame
31 Anna Karenina – Leo Tolstoy
32 David Copperfield – Charles Dickens
33 Chronicles of Narnia – CS Lewis
34 Emma – Jane Austen
35 Persuasion – Jane Austen
36 The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe – CS Lewis
37 The Kite Runner – Khaled Hosseini
38 Captain Corelli’s Mandolin – Louis De Bernieres
39 Memoirs of a Geisha – Arthur Golden
40 Winnie the Pooh – AA Milne
41 Animal Farm – George Orwell
42 The Da Vinci Code – Dan Brown
43 One Hundred Years of Solitude – Gabriel Garcia Marquez
44 A Prayer for Owen Meaney – John Irving
45 The Woman in White – Wilkie Collins
46 Anne of Green Gables – LM Montgomery
47 Far From The Madding Crowd – Thomas Hardy
48 The Handmaid’s Tale – Margaret Atwood
49 Lord of the Flies – William Golding
50 Atonement – Ian McEwan
51 Life of Pi – Yann Martel
52 Dune – Frank Herbert
53 Cold Comfort Farm – Stella Gibbons
54 Sense and Sensibility – Jane Austen
55 A Suitable Boy – Vikram Seth
56 The Shadow of the Wind – Carlos Ruiz Zafon
57 A Tale Of Two Cities – Charles Dickens
58 Brave New World – Aldous Huxley
59 The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-time – Mark Haddon
60 Love In The Time Of Cholera – Gabriel Garcia Marquez
61 Of Mice and Men – John Steinbeck
62 Lolita – Vladimir Nabokov
63 The Secret History – Donna Tartt
64 The Lovely Bones – Alice Sebold
65 Count of Monte Cristo – Alexandre Dumas
66 On The Road – Jack Kerouac
67 Jude the Obscure – Thomas Hardy
68 Bridget Jones’s Diary – Helen Fielding

69 Midnight’s Children – Salman Rushdie

70 Moby Dick – Herman Melville
71 Oliver Twist – Charles Dickens
72 Dracula – Bram Stoker
73 The Secret Garden – Frances Hodgson Burnett
74 Notes From A Small Island – Bill Bryson
75 Ulysses – James Joyce
76 The Bell Jar – Sylvia Plath
77 Swallows and Amazons – Arthur Ransome
78 Germinal – Emile Zola
79 Vanity Fair – William Makepeace Thackeray
80 Possession – AS Byatt
81 A Christmas Carol – Charles Dickens
82 Cloud Atlas – David Mitchel
83 The Color Purple – Alice Walker
84 The Remains of the Day – Kazuo Ishiguro
85 Madame Bovary – Gustave Flaubert
86 A Fine Balance – Rohinton Mistry
87 Charlotte’s Web – EB White
88 The Five People You Meet In Heaven – Mitch Albom
89 Adventures of Sherlock Holmes – Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
90 The Faraway Tree Collection – Enid Blyton
91 Heart of Darkness – Joseph Conrad
92 The Little Prince – Antoine De Saint-Exupery
93 The Wasp Factory – Iain Banks
94 Watership Down – Richard Adams
95 A Confederacy of Dunces – John Kennedy Toole
96 A Town Like Alice – Nevil Shute
97 The Three Musketeers – Alexandre Dumas
98 Hamlet – William Shakespeare
99 Charlie and the Chocolate Factory – Roald Dahl
100 Les Miserables – Victor Hugo

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Fri, 16 Dec 2011 23:50:47 -0600

9gag: No Guns = Sword Fighting

Fri, 16 Dec 2011 23:50:22 -0600

9gag:

No Guns = Sword Fighting

I Want My Hat Back: The Eyebrow Edition

Fri, 16 Dec 2011 23:50:03 -0600

petrichorandbowties:

siriusly-ood:

this is so perfect it hurts

mcfiddles: Never fails to perk me up!

Fri, 16 Dec 2011 23:49:43 -0600

mcfiddles:

Never fails to perk me up!

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Fri, 16 Dec 2011 23:49:36 -0600

pocketmartin: johnhwatson-: I have frighteningly poor impulse...

Fri, 16 Dec 2011 23:49:08 -0600

pocketmartin:

johnhwatson-:

I have frighteningly poor impulse control so I separated the two new images from the Empire February 2012 scans.

Original post is here with full credit to Cumberbatchweb for the original scans.

is it just me or is their table really clean now? good job John!

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Fri, 16 Dec 2011 23:48:44 -0600

"Way I’d like (Rory) to be killed? Mauled to death by a bear. That’s actually how I’ve decided I’d..."

Fri, 16 Dec 2011 23:48:32 -0600

“Way I’d like (Rory) to be killed? Mauled to death by a bear. That’s actually how I’ve decided I’d like to go myself. It would be pretty epic. It would be like a big, painful hug. But it would be like, “Ah, Arthur was killed by a bear.” If you’re going to go, I’d like to be killed by a bear and I think Rory deserves that as well”

- Arthur Darvill on how he’d like to see Rory die (SFX DW Fanzine)

the-absolute-funniest-posts: pizza-maniac: This is a cool blog...

Fri, 16 Dec 2011 23:48:08 -0600

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

pizza-maniac:

This is a cool blog to follow